The first rule of Hitch Club: don't expect women to pick you up.
The second rule of Hitch Club: Forget vehicles with kiddos.
**Show of hands. How many of you parroted Tyler Durden? That'll teach you to get ahead of me.**
Such silly ride expectations will send you straight into vagabond therapy.
Knowing all this, I didn't even bother looking at the minivan; it was driven by a woman about my age with a teenager in the passenger seat as went by. So I was shocked when I glanced over and noticed them backing down the ramp's wide shoulder toward me!